It's a simple thing, getting the kids girls school. girls wake them up, machine girl dress themselves, make their bed, you feed them girls you transport them to their institute of learning.
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1. OK. Wake them up. This's similar to climbing mount everest. Specially the cool reception you get from your little diddums, who intensely resents having her dream about a little of hottie interrupted half way through, and then have to get out of her girl coccoon and into a frosty winter morning chill. We bribe them with warm tea and sing about the lovely summery day that'll machine girls break through the frozen mist outside.
Getting the Girl Kids to School
Duncan Kelly
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As machine girl disappear into the school, a wave of uncontrollable calm washes over you. It girls Mission Impossible Accomplished.
4. You feed them. At least, you would if they would just get their unresponsive bodies to the breakfast table. The only way to get them here at anywhere near the correct time is to threaten them with the most diabolical, the most cold, heartless and savage punishment: NO TV. They beg for a hiding. Please! Anything but no TV!! But we are resolute. Yes, folks, desperate times call for desperate measures.
2. They dress themselves. I dunno about that. They normally sit on their bed, mourning the sad fact that they are faced by a day at school, and life sucks, and it's cold. And their apparel are completely wrong. Even if it's a uniform, it's still all wrong. Why, they cry; why me! Eventually it's exclusively Mom with extremely aggressive and threatening gestures that convinces them that it may be prudent to postpone their mourning to the next morning.
5. Transport them to school. Now, you would think that any transport would be better than walking to school on a cold frosty morning. But no, your 1988 VW is the ultimate "Don't be seen in this car!" vehicle of non-choice. I even stuck a LiZZard sticker on the back. This only made it worse. They reckoned I was "masquerading" as a surfer. Like they don't, with their Billabong tops and O'Neil school bags. And don't drop them near the school gate, where different kids might see their shame, as they ride in this relic from the Neanderthal era of transport. They must be dropped down the road, so they able to pace the last bit, to spare them this trauma.
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